If it’s not the worst place in the world it’s definitely the worst place in the Amazon. I purchased prepaid, all-inclusive package for 2 adults and 1 kid. False advertisement from beginning to the end
1. First of all, they do not mention anything about the fact that property can be only accessed by boat. It’s takes about 1 hour and cost is 45,000 peso (15$) per person one way, adding 90$ to your bill for 3 people
2. When you arrive, you will get to a jail style resort which you can escape only by boat and again you have to pay 45000 per person for any ride to any stupid shopping holes they choose to take you
3. All-Inclusive they advertise is far from All Inclusive.
No beer is included - you can buy one for 5800 Peso!!!
No wine is included - cheapest bottle available is for vinegar wine at 100,000 peso
No rum - they said they “ran out” at 12:00pm on a day of arrival
Only available liquor was Extra Cheap Gin and Vodka I would be scared to wash my foot in. Literary gasoline at the most 2$ per gallon
No juices! Yes in the Amazon, where every hotel and restaurant offers you local juice, this Tourist Trap will give you Chemical colored Syrup, disgusting, corn syrup filled nasty liquid
4. Food was disgusting. Dinner starts at 7pm. No tables were available until 8:30pm. At 8:30pm there was a line of at least 300 people and it took us at least good hour to get to buckets of vomit they call “great tasting buffet” the only thing I could eat were boiled eggs
