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The Oyster Smack Inn

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The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping

Room options

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Classic Double Room | Free WiFi

Classic Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch is home to The Oyster Smack Inn. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Marsh Farm Country Park and Danbury Country Park, while Mangapps Railway Museum and Museum of Power are cultural highlights. Blackwater Leisure Centre and Battlesbridge Antiques and Craft Centre are also worth visiting. Visit our Burnham-on-Crouch travel guide
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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • Hylands House and Park
    Hylands House and Park
    51 min drive - 33.1 miles
  • Adventure Island
    Adventure Island
    57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Southend Pier
    Southend Pier
    57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Ramblers Stadium
    14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Mangapps Railway Museum
    5 min drive - 1.9 miles

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station
    8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend)
    51 min drive

Restaurants

  • The Kings Head
    5 min drive
  • Queen's Head
    6 min walk
  • The Station Arms
    5 min drive
  • The Punch Bowl
    34 min drive
  • The Anchor Hotel
    8 min walk

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

Frequently asked questions

Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking?

Self parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Oyster Smack Inn located?

Situated in Burnham-on-Crouch, this hotel is 0.9 mi (1.5 km) from Ramblers Stadium and 1.4 mi (2.3 km) from Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Blackwater Leisure Centre are also within 12 mi (20 km). Burnham-On-Crouch Station is 8 minutes by foot.

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Reviews

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

8.6

Excellent

9.6

Cleanliness

9.2

Amenities

9.8

Staff & service

9.2

Property conditions & facilities
Rating 10 - Excellent. 20 out of 33 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 33 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 4 out of 33 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 33 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 33 reviews

Reviews

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10/10 Excellent

sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Kishan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Gareth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
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8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
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10/10 Excellent

Tyler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Jonathan

Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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2/10 Terrible

PAUL

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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8/10 Good

Joseph

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Richard

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Les

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
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8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025